yo bitches. [16 Jan 2005|04:42pm] I have a new livejournal because this one likes men. ===

[05 Jan 2005|08:43pm] SkyHarbor06: Let's make a story. IThinkImCuredd: ALright. SkyHarbor06: Okay. You start it off. IThinkImCuredd: Okay IThinkImCuredd: Once upon a merry time, there was this dude, alright? His name was Friday and everyone looked forward to seeing him ebcause his name was Friday. SkyHarbor06: ....Friday, all throughout his teen years, had a hard time on his Friday evenings. He couldn't spend anytime alone with his girlfriend Petunia because wherever they went, there was always a horde of noisey squares trying to follow them, because they were all so happy to see Friday. IThinkImCuredd: So, Friday and Petunia decided to run away to Zimbabwe, thinking that they would finally uncover solitude in the jungle. However, they were quite mistaken... SkyHarbor06: ...for Zimbabwe, unbeknownst to Friday, was most famous for its incredible abundance of obnoxious tourists. The tourists, however, responded to Friday quite differently. As most of their vacations were to end on Friday, the tourists hoped to avoid Friday at all costs. This led to their venturing deep in to the jungle, much further than any tour guide was willing to go. It was apparent that grace danger awaited the group of tourists, mostly a young couple, Steven and Lucinda... IThinkImCuredd: Steve and Lucinda walked further and further into the dreary maze of the jungle finding themselves face-to-face with a boaconstricter named Henry, Henry was very hungry and so he ate Steve for dinner and Lucinda for dessert SkyHarbor06: Friday and Petunia, thinking it safe to return home to normalcy hopped on the first fan boat across the Atlantic. (it was all they could afford) The trip was a rough one, waves bigger than ants and stronger the wheat, sharks larger than snails and stronger than newborns. The going got rough, but they couldn't stop halfway through the ocean...or so they thought....in the distance Friday spotted a small village. Yes, a village, in the middle of the Atlantic... IThinkImCuredd: They pulled up to the village discovering that it really wasn't a village, it was a WHALE! The whale spotted a school of krill and opened it's immense mouth, engulfing Friday and Petunia with the abundance of fish. Inside the whales mouth, the held on for dear life to the thin, but sharp whale teeth. The whale started to tremble, but this tremble suddenly became a roaring shake. The whale sneezed sending the couple high into the sky. SkyHarbor06:Soaring through the sky for what seemed like days, higher and higher, and higher still, Friday and Petunia landed with an inaudible -THUMP-, with an amount of force that would have smushed just about anything. As they got to their feet, all the two could see was white, for miles and miles. They finally came to the realization that they had landed on a cloud. They heard a loud rumble in the distance, and noticed a darkness growing nearer and slowly enveloping the two lovers... IThinkImCuredd: Suddenly, the cloud burst into storm. Rain, hail, sleet, snow, everything imaginible precipitated onto the two. They ran to the far edge of the cloud, hoping to find another close by, but the storm had taken over the sky and it's entirety. They huddled close and hoped for the best... SkyHarbor06: ..."This is it, we're done for." The words were muttered as Petunia began to whimper, think that her mother had been right, and that running away with Friday was the biggest mistake of her life. "Wait! I know!" Startled by this unknown hiss of a voice, Friday and Petunia, wide eyed, spun to see who had spoken. It was none other than the boaconstricer, Henry, who had eaten the obnoxious tourists deep in the jungle only a few weeks ago.... IThinkImCuredd: Henry grasped the two with his snug-fitting body, they began to sufficate. What seemed to be forever passed and finally the two woke up, they were on a beautiful beach, the gentle waves swallowing their toes and then releasing as the tide pulled in. SkyHarbor06: "How did we end up he...?" "-Wh-where are we?" interrupted Friday. "You're on the island of Knidob" hissed Henry, looking in a much more sever state of disarray than either Friday or Petunia. "What the sheesh happened to you?" euphemized Petunia for the sake of a G rating. "Well, the storm began to get unbearable, so I coiled myself around the two of you and dove into the most accesible raindrop as it began to form. The harsh winds pushed us here, and I hit the ground quite hard." IThinkImCuredd:Henry, lay his weak head onto the sand and before anyone could say "pink pen ink" he was dead. SkyHarbor06: After the burial, Friday and Petunia made their way to the village. On the island of Knidob, it would seem, times passed quite differently. Although, the residents of Knidob still used the normal names for each weekday, the order was quite dissimilar. In their culture, Friday replaced Wednesday. This was the best news our young hero had ever heard, as Wednesdays have always been known for their indifference. Finally Friday and Petunia could go out on Wednesday nights without theh slightest disturbance. SkyHarbor06: Epilogue: Friday and Petunia, despite sticking with one another through all the ups and downs and lefts and rights, decided to call it quits when late one evening Petunia walked in on Friday mackin' with a large Knidobian gentleman. "I knew you were a queer!" She shouted. "Yeah, so?" SkyHarbor06: THE END! 1 ||||===

<3 [12 Dec 2004|09:19pm] drop it like it's hotttttttttttttt. DANCING IN THE WORK PLACE. 3 |||s|===

it's beginning to look a lot like christmas [04 Dec 2004|08:55pm] Friday (yesterday) We lost power during school. It was dumb but relieving because we didn't have period 6 or 7. (h. chem and adv. verbal). There was a show in Newtown so Noelle, Morgan, and I went. I saw Richie (always awesome) and we had a good time. pictures @- http://community.webshots.com/user/lenno37 Yes. I spent the day with Noelle. We went on several errands. Then, this evening, Tyler and Morgan came to Noelle's and then Noelle, Tyler and I came to my house to decorate the tree among other things. We played piano. I have been having a really good weekend so far. 1 ||||===

[28 Nov 2004|07:02pm] Embers, we're burning bridges down Our envelopes stuffed with feelings found To write this down as means to reconcile yeah that pretty much explains this weekend. 1 ||||===

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